Happy Birthday Ben


$102 million is a lot of cake.

Ben’s not the only one getting paid. Allan Faneca got the money he wanted from the J-E-T-S.


~ by Sarah Sprague on March 3, 2008.

6 Responses to “Happy Birthday Ben”

  1. So *there’s* the cake!

  2. I am infinitely interested in how that cake was designed.

  3. Congrats on the contract extension, Ben. Maybe this will shut up the naysayers I had to listen to this year, saying the kid was waiting for a better team to make him an offer. (Well, the better team did! Phbbbbt!)

    And as for Alan Faneca, congrats you overrated, arrogant douchebag. Have fun protecting the O-line for… um… who’s the QB in JETSland this week? Give a call to Joey Porter and Randel El and the three of you can make a committee of disenfranchised Steelers players who now compete on worthless teams. I’ll be looking for your XL ring on Ebay in the next few years.

    (Again, PHBBBBBT!)

  4. TSB – Bringing back the raspberry.

  5. @Tuffy – So Large Benjamin is getting the science done, so to speak?

  6. Happy b-day Ben! don’t forget your helmet!

    Rickey suspects that Ben howeverthefuckyouspellhislastname is no Eli Manning.

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