Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 5
Previously on Ladies…
Week 5. Really. It is already Week 5. One-third of the regular season is done and gone.
Tom Brady remains the only undefeated QB (surprisingly in head to head QB match-ups Peyton Manning is 2-3 in this league), and Clare’s Speckhosen finally come back to earth with a loss this weekend leaving her tied with SA and myself at 4-1.
This weekend also saw GordonShumway’s Jake Delhomme go out for the season, so she might want to consider sending her third stringer Jay Cutler a few casual, “How’ve you been” emails while Drew Brees proves to be the flakiest date of the season.
TSW 135.64 Ben Roethlisberger – 12.34
Clare’s Speckhosen 103.64 Jon Kitna – 2.54
TSW – How much do I love you guys? Ben with bonus tight end ass. Indeed.
Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy 107.48 Brett Favre – 14.88
Andie’s ThreadLevelMidnight 147.86 Tony Romo – 14.06
Andie (before the game) – Tony Romo….well, it doesn’t matter this week. He can just sit there and look pretty. WOO HOO
Andie (after the game) – Tony Romo’s so goddamn cute, I’d lick the sweat right off him right now.
TSW – And give him INT #6?
Andie – Oh, I’d give him Intersections 6, 7, and 8. (not entirely sure what that even means, but it sounds dirrty enough)
TSW – Are you drinking? And could Alyssa Milano’s arms be any hairier? And could she have more Botox?
Andie – Me? No, haven’t had a drop.
Metschick’s (De)Jesus’ Homies XXX Philip Rivers – 24.50
Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 151.82 Peyton Manning – 16.92
SA’s Woodson Over Manning 105.70 Tom Brady – 22.60
GordonShumway’s AngelinaAteMyBaby 96.18 Drew Brees – 10.08
SA -Tom Brady: Still hot. Still kicking ass.