Pirates maintain dignity, Crystal looks terrified

As I said over on WHYGAVS, I cannot believe I was checking the box score of an in-progress spring training game just for Billy Crystal. (And not only checking, having the page refresh every 30 seconds.)
Let’s never speak of any of this ever again.
EDIT - For some reason, I cannot stop staring at this photo. I think this is the look of a man shitting his pants.

I love that picture, too. Something about Jeter patting him on the head like he’s seven years old is hilarious.
Pat said this on March 14, 2008 at 8:34 am
Wouldn’t you be terrified if Derek Jeter was trying his new Jedi mind trick on you?
Abs said this on March 18, 2008 at 1:22 pm