Signs you might be too much of a homer

I saw the this news ticker in my Gmail and my first thought was, “Why didn’t Ben bring Missy Peregrym to his appearance?”


I saw the this news ticker in my Gmail and my first thought was, “Why didn’t Ben bring Missy Peregrym to his appearance?”
Been there, done that, posted it in my blog last spring:
Nestle to Buy Gerber for $5.5 Billion
All that registered in my mind was “Gerber” and “$5.5 Billion”, and I thought, “Billion must be a misprint, but there’s no way Martin Gerber is worth $5.5 Million to any NHL team.” Only then did I notice the word “Nestle”, and realize that the topic was baby food manufacturers, not backup goaltenders.
The Legend of Vincent Tremblay said this on March 6, 2008 at 9:22 pm
LVT - It is a sickness.
TheStarterWife said this on March 7, 2008 at 10:31 am