Signs you might be too much of a homer

I saw the this news ticker in my Gmail and my first thought was, “Why didn’t Ben bring Missy Peregrym to his appearance?”


I saw the this news ticker in my Gmail and my first thought was, “Why didn’t Ben bring Missy Peregrym to his appearance?”
~ by TheStarterWife on March 6, 2008.
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"TheStarterWife" is the nome de plume for writer and rambler, Sarah Sprague. Taken from the title of a Gigi Levangie Grazer novel, "TheStarterWife" ended up having a much bigger online presence than Sarah ever expected thanks to Ladies... and too much time spent on various Gawker Media sites.
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Been there, done that, posted it in my blog last spring:
Nestle to Buy Gerber for $5.5 Billion
All that registered in my mind was “Gerber” and “$5.5 Billion”, and I thought, “Billion must be a misprint, but there’s no way Martin Gerber is worth $5.5 Million to any NHL team.” Only then did I notice the word “Nestle”, and realize that the topic was baby food manufacturers, not backup goaltenders.
LVT – It is a sickness.