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Happy Birthday Ben


 
 
 

$102 million is a lot of cake.

Ben’s not the only one getting paid. Allan Faneca got the money he wanted from the J-E-T-S.

~ by TheStarterWife on March 3, 2008.

6 Responses to “Happy Birthday Ben”

  1. So *there’s* the cake!

    Tuffy said this on March 3, 2008 at 9:41 am

  2. I am infinitely interested in how that cake was designed.

    SA said this on March 3, 2008 at 9:53 am

  3. Congrats on the contract extension, Ben. Maybe this will shut up the naysayers I had to listen to this year, saying the kid was waiting for a better team to make him an offer. (Well, the better team did! Phbbbbt!)

    And as for Alan Faneca, congrats you overrated, arrogant douchebag. Have fun protecting the O-line for… um… who’s the QB in JETSland this week? Give a call to Joey Porter and Randel El and the three of you can make a committee of disenfranchised Steelers players who now compete on worthless teams. I’ll be looking for your XL ring on Ebay in the next few years.

    (Again, PHBBBBBT!)

    IJustMadeThatUp said this on March 3, 2008 at 10:30 am

  4. TSB - Bringing back the raspberry.

    TheStarterWife said this on March 3, 2008 at 10:55 am

  5. @Tuffy - So Large Benjamin is getting the science done, so to speak?

    The Legend of Vincent Tremblay said this on March 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm

  6. Happy b-day Ben! don’t forget your helmet!

    Rickey suspects that Ben howeverthefuckyouspellhislastname is no Eli Manning.

    Rickey Henderson said this on March 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm

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